Note to wife:
Trump lawyer Michael Cohen earned the nickname “The Fixer” for his ability to make problems go away, usually by paying people off. He was the bagman in the Stormy Daniels caper.
Trump chump Rudy Giuliani, formerly “America’s Mayor” of 9/11 fame, recently joined the Trump team promising to quickly fix the legal messes the president faces.
But Rudy, like Trump, loves the spotlight and talking off the top of his head. So during last week’s media blitz, he not only muddied the waters but potentially caused Trump even greater legal headaches.